schmush

An exceptionally squishy substance

There was a peculiar substance on the seat. I sat on it, and it went schmush.

by baternator May 22, 2018

Shmush

A person that looks cute to the point that you want to squish them and kiss them.

- Hey, how's your boyfriend?
-He's so cute. Honestly, he's such a shmush.

by Jayy2222 February 21, 2019

schmashmeal

1. a person who embodies the essence of raw energy; possesses a contagious enthusiasm for debaucheries and holds the ability to turn a funeral into a kegger.
2. a professional partier, well versed in drinking games, and willing to make personal sacrifice in order to preserve the life of a party. (See: dry lander, keg stand, beer bong).
3. a person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually, who possesses excessive and uncontrollable sexual desires, while diligently maintaining an acute awareness and understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex.

I thought this party was over until the schmashmeal showed up.

by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

schmashing

the act of partying with reckless abandon, a plethora of positive energy and a keen understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex

My weekend will be filled with lusty libations and an appreciable amount of schmashing.

by Lord Berling July 27, 2007

Schmustle

The act of a group of friends getting into bed together to cuddle. After a heavy night of drinking or doing drugs, a schmustle is often formed to offer support and comfort to friends. A schmustle is completely platonic and is nothing more than friends being there for eachother in times of need.

person 1: aw man I did way too much molly last night

person 2: me too, let's go schmustle for the whole day

person 3: a schmustle would be amazing rn

by jax1993 June 12, 2018

shmushka

Yiddish word for "pussy", the "u" pronounced like the short "oo" in "book".

Zi hot a farshtunkene shmushka! (She has a smelly pussy!)

by pentozali April 25, 2010

Shmush

A nickname for your boy/girlfriend or just friend who you makes you laugh, you love and who loves you in return. They are lovable, funny and trustworthy. Simply amazing.

1.
Girl: He's my shmush.
2.
Boy: I love my girlfriend of a shmush.

by Chubbchubb March 29, 2009