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Libations 

A Sex act where a girl, usually but not nesisarily wareing leather chaps and a wip, has sex with six guys in an old un-painted 16 foot aluminum rowboat on a small pond, in upstate New York, while waving sparklers in the air with both hands, trying to impress her co-workers who are standing at the edge of the pond drinking beer, and wishing they never came to the party.
Girl: "So i'm having a party this forth of July. Who wants to come?"

Crickets!

Girl: "I got fire works, ah... it will be fun!"

Even more akward silence.

Girl: "The'll be libations there!, yeah well do Libations!"

Me... after she Leaves upset "I'll never be able to look at her again, 6 guys in a rowboat with sparklers, Damn! I kinda would want to see that."

co-worker: "No, No you wouldn't. Trust me."
Libations by Hotbrains August 5, 2008

libations 

anything that a person wants at any given time, (food, water, sex, sleep, ect.)
i require libations.
libations by einstein4471 August 17, 2008

arboreal libations

alcohol originating from tree's
aka pine cone liquor

from the television show squidbillys
i heard you have been consuming certain arboreal libations on the work site

Doctor Libations 

Did you hear that Doctor Libations cut another promo about respect on friday?
Doctor Libations by WWE Fan 23 April 23, 2025

Lituationship

Relationship based on mutual respect, trust, partying together. Usually people in a lituationship are found to be goofing off together all the time, making each other laugh at all times.
This is just a lituationship.

Girl you got yourself a lituationship.
Lituationship by KimgPriest September 9, 2018

e-lationship 

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.
Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship