schmushke

Mock Yiddish for vulva.

Just some horny boys out hunting for some schmushke.

by J Oy November 28, 2022

Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

Schmuke

When two people are walking towards each other and repeatedly attempt to pass one another but end up moving in the same direction so that they are face to face.

Troy and Alex were caught in a schmuke when they tried to pass each other in the hallway.

To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.

by APLitNewWords October 31, 2019

schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a

Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick

by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019

schmashmeal

1. a person who embodies the essence of raw energy; possesses a contagious enthusiasm for debaucheries and holds the ability to turn a funeral into a kegger.
2. a professional partier, well versed in drinking games, and willing to make personal sacrifice in order to preserve the life of a party. (See: dry lander, keg stand, beer bong).
3. a person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually, who possesses excessive and uncontrollable sexual desires, while diligently maintaining an acute awareness and understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex.

I thought this party was over until the schmashmeal showed up.

by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Schmustle

The act of a group of friends getting into bed together to cuddle. After a heavy night of drinking or doing drugs, a schmustle is often formed to offer support and comfort to friends. A schmustle is completely platonic and is nothing more than friends being there for eachother in times of need.

person 1: aw man I did way too much molly last night

person 2: me too, let's go schmustle for the whole day

person 3: a schmustle would be amazing rn

by jax1993 June 12, 2018