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The act of a group of friends getting into bed together to cuddle. After a heavy night of drinking or doing drugs, a schmustle is often formed to offer support and comfort to friends. A schmustle is completely platonic and is nothing more than friends being there for eachother in times of need.
person 1: aw man I did way too much molly last night

person 2: me too, let's go schmustle for the whole day

person 3: a schmustle would be amazing rn
Schmustle by jax1993 June 12, 2018
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Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
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shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss
Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe
shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

schmuggle 

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,
ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*
schmuggle by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006

schuster 

To hit an empty bowl and still be able to get a huge rip off of it. Especially true if done multiple times in succession.
Dude, how'd you schuster that? The bowl's been empty for three days!
schuster by deeteeenn July 7, 2010

Ryan Schuster

The king of gingers.

No ginger is as great as he.
"That Ginger kid just isn't a Ryan Schuster"
Ryan Schuster by Schuster69 February 11, 2010

schmartle 

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.
"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."
schmartle by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008
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