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Schmustle

The act of a group of friends getting into bed together to cuddle. After a heavy night of drinking or doing drugs, a schmustle is often formed to offer support and comfort to friends. A schmustle is completely platonic and is nothing more than friends being there for eachother in times of need.
person 1: aw man I did way too much molly last night

person 2: me too, let's go schmustle for the whole day

person 3: a schmustle would be amazing rn
by jax1993 June 12, 2018
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Schmurtled

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
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shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss
Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe
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schmuggle

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,
ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*
by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006
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schuster

To hit an empty bowl and still be able to get a huge rip off of it. Especially true if done multiple times in succession.
Dude, how'd you schuster that? The bowl's been empty for three days!
by deeteeenn July 7, 2010
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Ryan Schuster

The king of gingers.

No ginger is as great as he.
"That Ginger kid just isn't a Ryan Schuster"
by Schuster69 February 11, 2010
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schmartle

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.
"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."
by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008
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