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A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019
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Schmideee 

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.
Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?
Schmideee by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!
A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.
I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!
Schmeddy by Michele19 October 1, 2018

joe schmo 

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.
I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.
joe schmo by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Schmidt Special 

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).
Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”
Schmidt Special by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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