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schmod

someone who doesnt have a clue they are as dumb as a box of rocks.
buzz doesnt know that he is a schmod
by brian newell August 11, 2007
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Schmoil

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019
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Schmideee

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.
Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?
by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023
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Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!
by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
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Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.
I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!
by Michele19 October 1, 2018
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joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.
I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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Schmidt Special

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).
Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”
by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019
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