schmoddler 

A person that adds "schm" as a substitution to the beginning of words, or uses "schm" to create new words.

For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!

Person 1 (the schmoddler): My dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.

Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.

schmoddler by JimJim Beano December 31, 2013

Schmeidlered 

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Schmoodled

To be blasted, or blown up.

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!

Schmoodled by Shamezinator April 20, 2011

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable

Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.

schmoodles by Presti June 24, 2008

Schmondler 

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.

Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."

Schmondler by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009

Schmuddle 

The act of smothering and cuddling with the babycakes

Who's up for some schmuddle time!

Schmuddle by KingofSchmuddle March 26, 2011

Schmaddlebags

A very nice ass

Polly: Damn! Look at the schmaddlebags on that guy!
Riley: Wow!

Schmaddlebags by Tamparama69 February 9, 2022