schmode

n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck

"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"

by crazy ill petr May 13, 2006

schmode

a penis where the head is larger than the shaft.

"You gotta see Dean's cock! It's so small and it's a fucking schmode!"

by hamnoidmcbaggins December 30, 2009