schmidt

1) Kairos terminology for Shit.

2) Bro Love

Dude... you da schmidt, bro

by 37-77 January 3, 2011

schmidt

(verb) To massively overreact to the truth, based on Google CEO Eric Schmidt's overreaction to CNET when they showed how much information Google could access by searching on his name. This male diva declared Google would not talk to CNET for a year.

Ashlee Simpson schmidted when a critic said she was a lousy singer.

by John Marshall September 12, 2005

schmidt

verb: when a person takes a shit on a kitchen floor when they're drunk and has to clean it up.

noun: a piece of shit or a pile of shit on a kitchen floor.

verb: after Ear-gasm, that Chad kid took an enormous Schmidt on Jo's kitchen floor.

noun: that was one massive pile of Schmidt on the kitchen floor.

by sarlo sexy boy April 22, 2007

schmidt

To thrust penis back and forth in to the vagina.

I fucked the schmidt outta my gurl last nite!, holy schmidt

by buck laow March 23, 2010

schmidt

the incorrect way to spell "Schmitt"

"Is that Schmidt, or Schmitt?"
"Schmitt! Two T's... NO D's!"

by ungalwa May 22, 2007

Schmidt

Someone who should never be underestimated.

"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"

by kindofabigdeal2012 July 8, 2012

Schmidt

Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.

Surname Origin: German

ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ

That's so Schmidt.

by susan1992 December 14, 2010