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schmodel 

A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
schmodel by elle renae June 16, 2010
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n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck
"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"
schmode by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006
Slang for model. Someone you see in the streets who is very attractive! Doesn't necessarily have to be a model but could be.
That girl sitting over there looks like a shmodel.

Rademeyer strikes me as a man who is a shmodel
Shmodel by radie3 July 10, 2016

schmökelt 

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.
Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.
schmökelt by 0leep November 10, 2020
a penis where the head is larger than the shaft.
"You gotta see Dean's cock! It's so small and it's a fucking schmode!"
schmode by hamnoidmcbaggins December 30, 2009

schmowellith 

half of the pair schmnones + schmow. given because of the nickname 'howellith' and cause schmnones felt like putting 'schm' in front of everything.
'schmnones + schmowellith'
schmowellith by schmnones April 1, 2005

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) 

A universal word that applies to just about everything. It can be used anywhere, anytime.
Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
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