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The loluminati (etym. plural of Latin loluminatus, "Laugh-out-loud-enlightened") is an elite group of powerful comedians that seek to control the world’s supply of humor. They originally formed as a splinter group from the Bavarian “Illuminati”, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded in 1776, which was dedicated to the systematic and stealthy conquest of nations, one by one, and ultimately the entire world. The loluminati parted ways with the illuminati over the issue of the best way to ensure a harmonious enlightened society; with the later advocating political power and the former humor, absurdity, and basic silliness.

The loluminati have been particularly successful in orchestrating free speech activities throughout history, mainly aimed at ensuring that their hordes of caricaturists and other political comedians could thrive. While most loluminati activities have been generally regarded as positive by most of society, the group remains elite and secretive and occasionally supports what some describe as unseemly or even dark humor; some examples being - boy-bands, the election of George W. Bush, and soap operas.
-Man, how did that guy get famous?
-I don't know. I suspect the loluminati.
by scott trowbridge August 5, 2008
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To move across the ground with one's back to the ground, hands behind you, and legs in front.
Ex 1.
Treasure hunter1: so here's the tree, what does the map say now?
Treasure hunter2: okay, squid 20 paces northwest.

Ex. 2.
Glenda: why are you squidding around the house like that? You are so weird.
Scott: I dont know, got bored of walking.
by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
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adj. reminiscent of pro wrestlers. Can describe a variety of attributes such as voice, hair, body type, mullet, or apparel.
Person1: dude, check out this awesome new haircut; business in front party in back!!
person2: Bad Ass dude, that mullet is pro wrestler-esque.
by scott trowbridge July 9, 2006
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Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."
Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.
by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
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9 times out of 10 a misleading statement indicating that someone lives in Maryland or Virgina NEAR Washington, DC People say this to get street cred.
Person1: Yeah, I live in DC.
Person2: Which quad?
person1: Oh, well . . I really live in Alexandria.
Person2: I live in North East, so I guess I can kick your ass.
Person1: Yeah, I guess so.
by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
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N. pronounced like hovels.
The fanatic minions who worship the University of Tennessee football team. Etmy. Derived from the ritual chant often heard emanating from the mouths of the UT Volunteer fans "Go Vols!" 'Vols' of course being short for Volunteers, which is far too many syllables for the average govol. Govols can be detected by their orange paraphernalia, drunken state, lack of respect for humanity, and generally obesity. Govols should be considered marginally dangerous after UT looses, but unless you are in some way crippled you can easily outrun a govol.
Human: Holy crap!, There are giant oranges rolling down the street.
Knoxville, TN resident: No dont worry, there is a football game today, that's just a herd of govols.
by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
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When a girl's thong is visible above her pants/skirt/shorts. More or less a feminine version of plummering. Etymologically related to Monica Lewinski's affair with president Clinton.
Sweetie, pull your shirt down you're monicaing.
by scott trowbridge June 9, 2006
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