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loluminati

The loluminati (etym. plural of Latin loluminatus, "Laugh-out-loud-enlightened") is an elite group of powerful comedians that seek to control the world’s supply of humor. They originally formed as a splinter group from the Bavarian “Illuminati”, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded in 1776, which was dedicated to the systematic and stealthy conquest of nations, one by one, and ultimately the entire world. The loluminati parted ways with the illuminati over the issue of the best way to ensure a harmonious enlightened society; with the later advocating political power and the former humor, absurdity, and basic silliness.

The loluminati have been particularly successful in orchestrating free speech activities throughout history, mainly aimed at ensuring that their hordes of caricaturists and other political comedians could thrive. While most loluminati activities have been generally regarded as positive by most of society, the group remains elite and secretive and occasionally supports what some describe as unseemly or even dark humor; some examples being - boy-bands, the election of George W. Bush, and soap operas.
-Man, how did that guy get famous?
-I don't know. I suspect the loluminati.
by scott trowbridge August 5, 2008
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joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.
I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.
by scott trowbridge June 9, 2006
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pro wrestler-esque

adj. reminiscent of pro wrestlers. Can describe a variety of attributes such as voice, hair, body type, mullet, or apparel.
Person1: dude, check out this awesome new haircut; business in front party in back!!
person2: Bad Ass dude, that mullet is pro wrestler-esque.
by scott trowbridge July 9, 2006
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smurfed

Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."
Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.
by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
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half assedly

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.
I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.
by scott trowbridge June 9, 2006
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Altiholic

Gaming: The state of being an alt-addict; someone who has more than a reasonable number of 'alts' (alternative characters) in a game.
Generic Global Name1 including the word Lord: Hai, sup? lol ur lvl 10?1!!
Generic Global name2 including the word mistress: yar, I'm a seerius altiholic.
by scott trowbridge August 7, 2008
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Broadly, a person who gathers evidence about how an inanimate object that resembles a human died. Generally, one who investigates how a doll or stuffed animal was murdered.
news reporter: Sources today reported that Billy's teddy bear was found decapitated in his bedroom. The authorities have sent a forensic anthropomophologist to look for clues.
by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
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