Schmoil

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck

Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.

by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.

Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011

Schmole

A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.

Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating

by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020

Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

by Neobot October 27, 2005

Schmilkies

A term making reference to the female breast or more commonly known as tits.

Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"

Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)

by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008

Schmoinger

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.

Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.

by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

Schmoliday

A day in which you get to work from home without the usual interruptions of eMail or endless, pointless, back-to-back nonconference calls.

Q. Did you enjoy your holiday?
A. Holiday Schmoliday, I had to get up early and take care of that presentation that everyone's been hounding me about.

by PhlpCrp September 7, 2009