Schmoigle Share definition Flag A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden. Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden! Schmoigle by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011 Get the Schmoigle mug.