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The act of making your monkey spit.
Gabe schmabed himself in front of Walgreens and was arrested for public masturbation.
schmabe by Noyh Howards June 13, 2013
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schmaverick 

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.
What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.
schmaverick by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010
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schmazel 

A mess that needs to be sorted out.
What a schmazel.
schmazel by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010
A human who resembles an ape.
Ben is a schmape.
schmape by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008
Norwegian origin. A word you say when you make people say "what?" on purpose by saying something unclear. The letter "æ" pronounces somewhat like ae in English.
1: Look, a fucrkcherst!!
2: What?
1: schmæn
2: *slapping person 1 in the face*
Schmæn by filipgs March 2, 2010
1. Used in many ways
2. An insult

3. A different way of saying schmuck
1. You schmab
2. Oh, You Schmab
Schmab by Anthony Luka Davenport February 18, 2022

Schamber 

One who sneaks into a conversation in a ninja like fashion and proceeds to hi-jack it by changing the subject.
A.J. managed to schamber his way into the conversation and now we're talking about printer ink.
Schamber by Evan12203 February 7, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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