schmabe

The act of making your monkey spit.

Gabe schmabed himself in front of Walgreens and was arrested for public masturbation.

by Noyh Howards June 13, 2013

schmaverick

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.

What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.

by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

schmazel

A mess that needs to be sorted out.

What a schmazel.

by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010

schmape

A human who resembles an ape.

Ben is a schmape.

by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008

Schmæn

Norwegian origin. A word you say when you make people say "what?" on purpose by saying something unclear. The letter "æ" pronounces somewhat like ae in English.

1: Look, a fucrkcherst!!
2: What?
1: schmæn
2: *slapping person 1 in the face*

by filipgs March 2, 2010

Schmab

1. Used in many ways
2. An insult

3. A different way of saying schmuck

1. You schmab
2. Oh, You Schmab

by Anthony Luka Davenport February 18, 2022

Schamber

One who sneaks into a conversation in a ninja like fashion and proceeds to hi-jack it by changing the subject.

A.J. managed to schamber his way into the conversation and now we're talking about printer ink.

by Evan12203 February 7, 2010