Schmab

1. Used in many ways
2. An insult

3. A different way of saying schmuck

1. You schmab
2. Oh, You Schmab

by Anthony Luka Davenport February 18, 2022

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Schmab

- The act of smoking a square. To have a cylinder of tobacco rolled tightly with a filter. To smoke a cigarette.

Dude, lets schmab up. Or. Dude lets have a schmab, work is killing me.

by Schmabasaurusrex March 9, 2010

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Schmab • schmaba • schmabe • schmablicated • schmack • schmag • schmagma • schmacked • schmach • schmacko

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

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Schmack

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

by caro$wag February 8, 2021

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Schlab

(n.)'SHlab' In reference to any particular item that is introduced or presented to a group of individuals in the gesture of a gift.
(v.)Schlabbin ('SHlab-n')
(vpt.)Schlabbed ('SHlab-d')

Noun(e.g.)Hey man, don't worry about not having any beer for the party because I have plenty of schlab for the both of us.
Verb(e.g.)I saw Zac schlabbin at the bar buying everyone drinks.
Verb(past-tense)I know David was being generous, but I do feel like he schlabbed too much of his stash for everybody last night.

by bmead23 February 10, 2010

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