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1. Used in many ways
2. An insult

3. A different way of saying schmuck
1. You schmab
2. Oh, You Schmab
Schmab by Anthony Luka Davenport February 18, 2022
Words you can keep
- The act of smoking a square. To have a cylinder of tobacco rolled tightly with a filter. To smoke a cigarette.
Dude, lets schmab up. Or. Dude lets have a schmab, work is killing me.
Schmab by Schmabasaurusrex March 9, 2010
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wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*
wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007
word used to describe really good food
Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack
Schmack by caro$wag February 8, 2021
(n.)'SHlab' In reference to any particular item that is introduced or presented to a group of individuals in the gesture of a gift.
(v.)Schlabbin ('SHlab-n')
(vpt.)Schlabbed ('SHlab-d')
Noun(e.g.)Hey man, don't worry about not having any beer for the party because I have plenty of schlab for the both of us.
Verb(e.g.)I saw Zac schlabbin at the bar buying everyone drinks.
Verb(past-tense)I know David was being generous, but I do feel like he schlabbed too much of his stash for everybody last night.
Schlab by bmead23 February 10, 2010

MAGA-SCHMAGA 

a form of re-duplication used to indicate irony, sarcasm, derision, skepticism, or lack of interest against any origin of trump-like republican talk
Just as the ACS and Abraham Lincoln advised, the MAGA-SCHMAGA promise might work well on colonising Liberia and its neighbours again.
MAGA-SCHMAGA by kelamist January 21, 2019

Schkaboink 

When a girl in front of you is leaning on you legs, and you open your legs quickly so she falls back into your lap.
Me and Kathy were sitting at a group picnic when I schkaboinked her.
Schkaboink by Commieslayer1776 October 3, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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