schmape

A human who resembles an ape.

Ben is a schmape.

by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008

Schmape

verb: to smoke mary jane in bethel connecticut

"Yo dude! When are we going to schmape?"
"Chill man. We can't schmape until we get to BTL, Connecticut"

by Sorceries March 9, 2009

schmaverick

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.

What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.

by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

schmazel

A mess that needs to be sorted out.

What a schmazel.

by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010

Schmæn

Norwegian origin. A word you say when you make people say "what?" on purpose by saying something unclear. The letter "æ" pronounces somewhat like ae in English.

1: Look, a fucrkcherst!!
2: What?
1: schmæn
2: *slapping person 1 in the face*

by filipgs March 2, 2010

Schapepp

To forcefully slap someone in the face with your penis without them expecting it.

"If you puke in my car again, I'm gonna schapepp you right here in front of everyone in the Taco Bell drive-thru."

by LostPuma August 28, 2007

Schmae

A smoke. A cigarette. Pronounced: Sh-meh

Used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.

Usually used in place of saying the entire: "Want to go for a ..."

(While looking at a smoker, usually accompanied by a slight head flick)
Yo. Schmae?

(Often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
Schmae?

by keeeet March 11, 2009