schmazel

A mess that needs to be sorted out.

What a schmazel.

by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010

Schmazzled

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos

I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!

by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

schmazzle

The art of stealing lawn gnomes

Miles: We went on a schmazzle raid last night at 3 am!
Marissa: Why didn't you invite me!!
Stephanie: You're too slow to catch the gnomes.

aka. people on acid out on the town.

by MilesIsInsane December 10, 2006

schmazeltov

A sarcastic congratulations for a job shittly done.

I fucked your girlfriend

Schmazeltov asshole, so has everyone else


"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 3, 2009

schmaelz

The kid who picked his nose in Caddy Shack and then ate it.

Nice pick, Schmaelz!!

by navillus March 31, 2004

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil)

A universal word that applies to just about everything. It can be used anywhere, anytime.

Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.

by Reaper1242 October 3, 2008