schmazel
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Schmazzled
Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.
We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos
We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos
Schmazzled by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021
Related Words
schmazel • schmazeltov • Schazelle • schmaelz • schmagel • Schmagelborfer • Schmageld • schmazolla • schmazzle • Schmazzled
schmitzle-schmazle
doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall
Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel
**see also mohel bohel
Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel
**see also mohel bohel
That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!
"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
schmitzle-schmazle by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006
schmazzle
Miles: We went on a schmazzle raid last night at 3 am!
Marissa: Why didn't you invite me!!
Stephanie: You're too slow to catch the gnomes.
aka. people on acid out on the town.
Marissa: Why didn't you invite me!!
Stephanie: You're too slow to catch the gnomes.
aka. people on acid out on the town.
schmazzle by MilesIsInsane December 10, 2006
schmazeltov
schmazeltov by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 3, 2009
schmaelz
Schmozel (pronounced shmozil)
Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.
Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) by Reaper1242 October 3, 2008
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