Schmæn

Norwegian origin. A word you say when you make people say "what?" on purpose by saying something unclear. The letter "æ" pronounces somewhat like ae in English.

1: Look, a fucrkcherst!!
2: What?
1: schmæn
2: *slapping person 1 in the face*

by filipgs March 2, 2010

schmanna

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word

Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!

by the comand'r June 29, 2022

thank you schmank you

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

schmenged

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schmanvas

(shman-vuss)n. 1. Unecessary and irritating clutter or attitude

did you finish packing your suitcase?
yeah but it took forever because i had to clean all the schmanvas out from my last trip.

i tried to get my package at the post office but they gave me all this schmanvas about having my ID.

by hamachinigiri January 24, 2006

Pain Schmain

Appending 'Schmain' to 'Pain' indicates complete nonchalance on the behalf of the utterer with regard to the promised, expected or forthcoming pain.

The idea being expressed is that Pain will affect him no more than Schmain would. There is no such thing as Schmain.

Macduff: You are entering a world of pain, boy.
Macbeth: Pain Schmain.

by redwind64 February 11, 2005

schmendo

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess

Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo

by duckoff September 10, 2011