Schmæn Share definition Flag Norwegian origin. A word you say when you make people say "what?" on purpose by saying something unclear. The letter "æ" pronounces somewhat like ae in English. 1: Look, a fucrkcherst!! 2: What? 1: schmæn 2: *slapping person 1 in the face* Schmæn by filipgs March 2, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Schmæn mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch