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schmanna 

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word
Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!
schmanna by the comand'r June 29, 2022
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thank you schmank you 

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.
Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

schmenged 

ive been schmenged
schmenged by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schmanvas 

(shman-vuss)n. 1. Unecessary and irritating clutter or attitude
did you finish packing your suitcase?
yeah but it took forever because i had to clean all the schmanvas out from my last trip.

i tried to get my package at the post office but they gave me all this schmanvas about having my ID.
schmanvas by hamachinigiri January 24, 2006

Pain Schmain 

Appending 'Schmain' to 'Pain' indicates complete nonchalance on the behalf of the utterer with regard to the promised, expected or forthcoming pain.

The idea being expressed is that Pain will affect him no more than Schmain would. There is no such thing as Schmain.
Macduff: You are entering a world of pain, boy.
Macbeth: Pain Schmain.
Pain Schmain by redwind64 February 11, 2005

schmendo 

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess
Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo
schmendo by duckoff September 10, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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