schloogey 

A word describing the semi-euphoric feeling of being approximately 5/8ths erect. Usually occurring in the same sense as blue balls but can also be positive.

“Yo I heard you got with Sarah last night was it podium?”
“It was alright she left me with a schloogey after tho”

schloogey by Gigglefard June 11, 2024

Schloofy 

Someone who is sleepy

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed

Schloofy by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018

Schlongevity 

Male sex stamina

After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."

John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...

Schlongevity by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008

Schloofy 

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader

Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy

Schloofy by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018

schlonged 

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

schlongnymphia 

(n.) - a compulsive obsession with large penises i.e "schlongs "

Agnus was diagnosed with schlongnymphia.

schlongnymphia by nymphatic23 December 7, 2010