schloopy 

Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.

Parker likes to use a schloopy.

schloopy by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Schloopy 

The 8th dwarf except he's 6'4", half Asian/Swedish and always looks hungover.

Schloopy has a thing for asian girls.

Schloopy by schloopy moopy October 7, 2009

Schloopy 

Pronounced sh-loopy.
:Schloopy is a male cat that is not a kitten but has not reached full manhood yet.
:A Schloopy looks like a full grown cat, but the balls have yet to drop therefore he has not hit man hood.

:Not a kitten anymore and not yet a cat, but a Schloopy

:My Schloopy has tiny balls.
:Look at that Schloopy pissing on grandmas quilt.
:Come here Shloopy so I can beat you for hacking a hairball in my shoe!
:Why does that Schloopy have shit matted in his fur?

Schloopy by TronMR57 November 23, 2009

Schloopy 

A half erected penis, so that it's hard but has a slight bend or curve to it. Also can be used as an insult to Asians.

Example 1: That girl wasn't too hot, so i got a schloopy.
Example 2:
Dude: Holy shit you're such a fucking schloopy
Asian: WAA!

Schloopy by yanoboner July 7, 2010

Schloopy 

To slap a titty.

She was riding me, I gave her a schloopy. She never saw it coming.

Schloopy by MrFuxsWell December 7, 2019

schloopy 

When a girl's vagina is stretched out during sex, then her partner poops inside her vagina.

"Mike and I did the schloopy last night, and I had to take three showers to get it all out!"

schloopy by definition daisy December 4, 2017

Schloopy Drop 

When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.

Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick

The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM

Britches: gets pissed

You: bee bopping so hard

…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.

Schloopy Drop by Big shins mcgee May 22, 2022