The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.
Yo bro, pick up your man tit so i can get a whiff of your Schloob Curds.
Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).