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Schloggy 

the lethargic feeling one gets after eating a large meal.
I'm feeling schloggy after that bacon egg and cheese.
Schloggy by Rosemont June 20, 2022

schloggy schemer 

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.
John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

SCHLOUGY 

The effect one feels the morning after one has been drinking or smoking the night before. the symptoms of "schlougy" are as follows: the feeling of greasy/the need to shower or bath, the feeling of wanting to be unproductive or fatiuged, very comfortable in any position one might be currently in, lazy, everything is extremly funny, one might make up words to descibe things or feelings (for example schlougy) and the urge to talk and watch stand up comedy on TV.
Words that have been created while feeling schlougy have consisted of: kingkincklers, anklesplatures, ninclesplatures, fingfagglers, jimjuplets, jimble jabbers, ganggigglers, fartfagglers, asplitting lintlickers, jinx chicklets, frabric froshener, flapper jacks, chucky georges, and last but not least SCHLOUGY.

schloggernockled 

Schloggernockled is an adjective that describes someone who is so busy they just need to sit down and have a drink but are unable to do so.
Next week is going to be horrible I'll probably schloggernockled the whole week.
schloggernockled by Adam D N October 18, 2007
The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.
"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."
Schloggen by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009

schlongy 

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old
"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"
schlongy by Hands Rambone May 8, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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