The effect one feels the morning after one has been drinking or smoking the night before. the symptoms of "schlougy" are as follows: the feeling of greasy/the need to shower or bath, the feeling of wanting to be unproductive or fatiuged, very comfortable in any position one might be currently in, lazy, everything is extremly funny, one might make up words to descibe things or feelings (for example schlougy) and the urge to talk and watch stand up comedy on TV.

Words that have been created while feeling schlougy have consisted of: kingkincklers, anklesplatures, ninclesplatures, fingfagglers, jimjuplets, jimble jabbers, ganggigglers, fartfagglers, asplitting lintlickers, jinx chicklets, frabric froshener, flapper jacks, chucky georges, and last but not least SCHLOUGY.

SCHLOUGY by Kyle Neuman, and THE FELLAS August 22, 2008

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schloggernockled

Schloggernockled is an adjective that describes someone who is so busy they just need to sit down and have a drink but are unable to do so.

Next week is going to be horrible I'll probably schloggernockled the whole week.

schloggernockled by Adam D N October 18, 2007

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Schloggen

The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.

"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."

Schloggen by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009

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schlongy

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old

"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"

schlongy by Hands Rambone May 8, 2005

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