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I'm gonna grab your schloog.
Schloog by Schloog Master December 19, 2018
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A large phallic penis that holds the power to banish the gay. Although scientist still debate to this day on whether a schloog is even a real, as there has been no confirmed sightings.
Gay Man: How can I get rid of my gay?
Priest: Do not worry my child, I shall banish away all your gay if you suck on my schloog.
Schloog by TheRealSchloogMaster January 11, 2019
A schloog is a hole in the ground specifically made by hacking at it with a field hockey stick.
Cammie and Dalia made a huge schloog during practice while the coach was not looking.
schloog by Nathanator October 25, 2009
The greatest Cryptocurrency ever made, by the greatest people ever. To the mooooonn!!!!!
'You have to buy some SchloogCoin!! Its going to the Moon!!'
Schloog by Schloog Miner December 31, 2022

Schlong control 

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.
A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

schlongpire 

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.
"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
schlongpire by Triwinning June 27, 2016
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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