schloog

A schloog is a hole in the ground specifically made by hacking at it with a field hockey stick.

Cammie and Dalia made a huge schloog during practice while the coach was not looking.

by Nathanator October 25, 2009

Schloog

A massive penis

I'm gonna grab your schloog.

by Schloog Master December 19, 2018

Schloog

A large phallic penis that holds the power to banish the gay. Although scientist still debate to this day on whether a schloog is even a real, as there has been no confirmed sightings.

Gay Man: How can I get rid of my gay?
Priest: Do not worry my child, I shall banish away all your gay if you suck on my schloog.

by TheRealSchloogMaster January 11, 2019

Schloog

The greatest Cryptocurrency ever made, by the greatest people ever. To the mooooonn!!!!!

'You have to buy some SchloogCoin!! Its going to the Moon!!'

by Schloog Miner December 31, 2022

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024