Schloog

A massive penis

I'm gonna grab your schloog.

by Schloog Master December 19, 2018

Schloog

A large phallic penis that holds the power to banish the gay. Although scientist still debate to this day on whether a schloog is even a real, as there has been no confirmed sightings.

Gay Man: How can I get rid of my gay?
Priest: Do not worry my child, I shall banish away all your gay if you suck on my schloog.

by TheRealSchloogMaster January 11, 2019

schloog

A schloog is a hole in the ground specifically made by hacking at it with a field hockey stick.

Cammie and Dalia made a huge schloog during practice while the coach was not looking.

by Nathanator October 25, 2009

Schloog

The greatest Cryptocurrency ever made, by the greatest people ever. To the mooooonn!!!!!

'You have to buy some SchloogCoin!! Its going to the Moon!!'

by Schloog Miner December 31, 2022

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 3, 2022

schlongpire

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.

"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."

by Triwinning June 27, 2016