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schlomps 

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.
Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.
schlomps by ghaliz July 27, 2011
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Charleston Schlompdonkey 

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.
you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies
Charleston Schlompdonkey by youk November 15, 2007

Schlomphing 

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.
Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.
Schlomphing by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

schlompoofa 

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.
I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.
to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.
I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.
schlomp by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008

Schlompin’ 

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.
Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.
Schlompin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019
a cheese wagon, acording to most.
or bitch, in german.
I wanna eat some of that schlompa!
Kyle, your a schlompa, suck me.
schlompa by raygun August 14, 2006
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