Schlomosheckelstein

A Jewish merchant who is basically the imaginary king of the world. All of our taxes secretly go to him and we don’t know it. It’s a combination of the word “Schlomo” which means jew with a big nose, and “Sheckelstein” which means a boss of a bunch of wagecucks.

Wagie : The wages have gone down by 20% in the past year
Woke Person : That’s because taxes are increasing and Schlomosheckelstein is getting more and more money out of your paycheck
Wagie : NO I DON’T WANNA GO BACK IN MY CAGIE GIVE ME MY PAYCHECK BOSS!

by thenextrealmoonman September 27, 2019