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1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.

I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

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schlongpoofa

A car exhaust pipe which ken called a schlongpoofa in an episode of Barbie life in the dream house

Barbie: YOU GOT ME A GOLDEN SCHLONGPOOFA
Ken: yes I did

schlongpoofa by Jellybean0807 June 8, 2019

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Shlonpoofa

A shlonpoofa is the code name for a penis.

Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie saw many shlonpoofas today.

Shlonpoofa by Fatoosie May 8, 2023

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schlondpoofa

me.

I am a schlondpoofa
Hi schlondpoofa, I'm dad

schlondpoofa by luna💜 June 18, 2021

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shlompoofa

a very cute and fluffy thing.

“ that dog is so shlompoofa” “you are so shlompoofa”

shlompoofa by pinktaco February 13, 2023

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Schlonpoofa

A derogatory term used against women. In modern day, it is as if they were a slave to all others who are whipped daily.

“You’re such a schlonpoofa.”

Schlonpoofa by Plowersjcu January 26, 2025

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slompoofa

noun; another name for the booty, butt, back-end, ass (pronounced slom- poo-fa)

yo check out that phat-assed slompoofa on Juanita, it must take her an hour to fit into those jeans...

slompoofa by Damian Thorne March 8, 2023

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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