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The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when
one
consumes too much beer on an
empty
stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a
trampoline
-based or similar activity.
Unghgghhhghgg *
hic
* I
got
the schlomps.
schlomps
by
ghaliz
July 27, 2011
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