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schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010
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Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.
Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("
shlomming by bitkahuna December 9, 2008

shaffing 

A term used to describe someone that works from home excessively.
MalsR: Where's Dolan?
Chi: He's shaffing.
shaffing by 4rid May 7, 2008

Shlombing 

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.
"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*
Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

shuffing 

Secretly Hooking Up with Feelings. When your friend is secretly hooking up with someone they have feelings for, but refusing to call it a relationship, i.e. 'friends' but make out occasionally.
(its complicated).
When will Niall and Kim quit shuffing and start dating already!?
shuffing by biblibongs February 21, 2022

Sluffing 

Utah word. No one knows it but Utahns...
Ditching class, Cutting Class.... etc.
Lets go sluffing next period we have stupid Mr. Whyfuck, and he wont keep his hands out of the back of his pants.. Fuckin nasty.
Sluffing by Gabbbehhh July 24, 2007