1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.
Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.
Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.
A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.
Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.
The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.
Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.
Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!
A combination of kissing, nuzzling and sniffing all at the same time.
Usually done to cute fluffy animals.
Derived from the German word "schnuffi" which translates as "fluffy"
I really want to schnuff that panda's fluffy tummy.
That kitty is so schnuffy, look at his adorable face.
Every day I give my fat bunny a good schnuffing.