schlimo
a person lacking intellectual and social skills that would otherwise count them as a functional, normal person
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Schlime
A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.
Schlime by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 24, 2020
Related Words
schlimo • schlime • Schlomo • schlamo • schlim • schlimazel • Schlimb • Schlimpy • Schlim Schlom • schimoun
Schlimper
Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018
no schlomo
Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.
Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.
Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.
You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!
Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.
Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.
no schlomo by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009
shlimo
"Ahh, Shayna, I'm so sorry. But I can't help you pick out your outfit for this weekend."
"Ugh, you're a shlimo."
"Ugh, you're a shlimo."
shlimo by Shabbos Buddy November 5, 2009
schlomotion
The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.
Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.
schlomotion by harlique December 15, 2009
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murderhobo
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