schlimazel
schlimazel by mandingoe September 24, 2004
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schlimazel
Someone who doesn’t have good luck, but causes everyone around him to have bad luck.
That person who never does anything cool, and doesn’t even seem particularly good at anything, but is popular and has all the luck.
If you tried to describe them to people they are usually overly confident and a little annoying. Maybe has a nice hair cut or is considered classically handsome, but not truly beautiful or very handsome .
You feel cheated out if a promotion by a loser? You’ve met a schlimzal.
That person who never does anything cool, and doesn’t even seem particularly good at anything, but is popular and has all the luck.
If you tried to describe them to people they are usually overly confident and a little annoying. Maybe has a nice hair cut or is considered classically handsome, but not truly beautiful or very handsome .
You feel cheated out if a promotion by a loser? You’ve met a schlimzal.
schlimazel by RavingRavin March 23, 2023
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schlimazel • schlamazel • Schleimazel • schlemazel • schlamazecoze • schmazel • schmazeltov • shlemazel • shlimazl
schlemazel
A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014
schmazel
What a schmazel.
schlamazecoze
"ZOMG having each of you around the fire baking cookies at my summer house in Kewaunee this weekend was schlamazecoze!
schlamazecoze by Deborah 'Debs' Watkins December 9, 2010
schlamazel
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