Schlomo 

A jew

Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels

Schlomo by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021

Schlomo 

Sigmund Freud's middle name, which is coincidently similar to another german word: schlong. Application is limited to a serpent.

Freud's passion may have been inspired by his schlomo.

Schlomo by Little Albert's Mother May 2, 2009

Schlomo 

Noun:
Someone who is really lazy.
usually describes someone who is chilling at home, wearing pijamas all day, being really slow with everything.

It's can be used as something negative OR positive depending on the situation.

If it happens once in a while and you just have a chilled out day at home with your friends, a schlomo day in front of TV can be awesome.

If you are just a lazy person, who eats to much, gets fat, never goes out, ditched his friends and just schlomes around all day, it obviously is negative.

To use it as an insult:
Even if you don't know the person, but you can suggest from his look that he is quite a schlomo (either he/she is fat, looks like a computer geek or looks totally boring), you can use the term as an insult. In this case schlomo has the same meaning as loser.

In this case you can use it instead of the word "loser".

M: "Fuck, I failed on my driving test for the third time. I'm such a schlomo."
L: "Oh jheezz, yesterday this schlomo from work made a move on me..how can he possibly think that I would go out with him?"

G: "Hey dude, I tried reaching you all weekend, there was a massive pool-party at my freinds place, what have you been up to?"
M: "I didn't do anything this weekend, I stayed at home in my PJ's watching O.C. all over again from season 1."
G: "Oh man, you are such a schlomo, you missed out on the party of the year!!!"

Schlomo by schlomobear1 October 5, 2011

Schlomo 

Someone who is very slow at EVERYTHING that is urgent.

Man, Jessica was being a real schlomo at that last God Wars trip...

Schlomo by Pigmonkey January 9, 2008

Schlomo 

noun

That protruding roll of skin on the back of a bald black man's head.

Hey, check out the schlomo on that guy, do you think it pinches when he looks up?

Schlomo by Big Island October 3, 2018

no schlomo 

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.

You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.

no schlomo by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.

"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."

schloop schloop ping a pang bong by Jammaaal September 13, 2011