shlimo

Someone who says or does something especially foolish or annoying. Synonymous with moronski.

"Ahh, Shayna, I'm so sorry. But I can't help you pick out your outfit for this weekend."
"Ugh, you're a shlimo."

by Shabbos Buddy November 5, 2009

Shlime

Someone you know you mess with day and and day out. You’re ride or die

that one over there, they my shlime

by shlump April 14, 2019

drunk shimoda

Any character or actor in a show or movie that does something which unintentionally draw attention or causes the viewer to laugh. The drunk shimoda is often a minor character or extra.

The term comes from a Star Trek review podcast and is an award given out at the end of each episode.

So Ben have you found any drunk shimodas?

My drunk shimoda goes to...

by Criticalstink June 4, 2017

shlemo

Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.

While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.

by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008

solimortephobia

The fear of dying alone.
Not uncommon in mankind. Many will sacrifice anything because they partake in this fear.
Those who do not feel this fear are normally content.

"Allan succumbs to solimortephobia."
"What's that?"
"He fears dying alone."

by Chris Huff February 15, 2006

Shimoo

A shimoo is a name for any girl with a last name that starts with sh that reminds you of a cute cow. They dont have to have cow-like features but resemble a happy cow in personality.

Female calves can also be called shimoos and at night if you hear a faint shimooing sound, it means a cute cow is having a cute and happy dream. It is very rare to hear this shimooing sound as it is only made by female calves but if you really try to listen you may hear it, anywhere in the world.

Boy: "Can you hear that shimoo?? can you hear it? can you?"
Mum: " There's no such thing as a shimoo, darling, its probably just the wind"
Boy: " No its rare but I heard it, it was having a happy dream"

Friend: " Hey shimoo,your so cute and happy"
Girl with the last name Shimada: " Aww, thanks

by Kagetora2812 June 10, 2011

No Shlomo

The Jewish alternative to 'No Homo'. Often used in regard to something Jewish.

"Dude, this bagel is delicious. No Shlomo."

by proooo March 12, 2010