schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.

Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.

by harlique December 15, 2009

schlomoing

when you break something and act as though nothing happened.

Esp when you're in the middle of the mess

She's schlomoing

by ericat1544 August 6, 2016

schlomoning

When you’ve got a hankering for pot

Damn, I’m really schlomoning right now.. Wanna light up?

by Komah001 May 28, 2023