schlim 

An affectionate term for the word (slim)

Leana: Your pounch is really big...
Jolyon: I thought I was schlim?

schlim by JVT November 10, 2008

schlim 

1. The male sex organ; a cock
2. A derogatory term.

Sally Joe: Wow your schlim is so tiny its about the size of a babydick.
Bob: Shut up bitch
Sally Joe: I wont allow that little thing anywhere near my babymaker!

schlim by CH0NCEY May 21, 2006

Schlim-schloms 

That awkward inbetween stage of liking someone where it’s more than a crush, but you also don’t want to go as far as using the “L” word.

I had schlim-schloms for them, but they didn’t feel the same way.

Schlim-schloms by Caaaaaaaaaaaarrrlll August 1, 2018

Schlim Schlom

To set time aside for something important, but then slack off and do various unimportant things like watch YouTube videos

If you hadn't schlim schlomed around for two hours after school, you would be done your homework

Schlim Schlom by sludgewagon April 9, 2017

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

Schlime 

A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.

"Ay what's up Schlime, you ready to go buss in the subbys?"

Schlime by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 24, 2020

schlicknic 

When you take a chick on a picnic and then the two of you schlick her. Based on the onomatopoeia "schlick", which is a term for female masturbation.

Your mother and I went on a schlicknic this morning.

schlicknic by Albert McAlbertson December 17, 2008