schlarve

(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.

"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

by mona lisa portiere April 1, 2009

Shlarve

To suck in n sloppy, uncontrolled and enthusiastic way.

That skanky bitch loved to shlarve my dode.

by Nut gobbler July 20, 2014

schlurve

a schlong which is curved or slightly off to one side or the other. fairly common among pornstars.

"dude, monica told me that Jerry has a schlurve. that's why she's having neck problems."

by markus smith May 8, 2008