Definitions by k-rizzle32

schlort 

Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"

Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort

schlort by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

schliny 

having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing

Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?

Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny

schliny by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

schlaverage 

having an average sized penis, according to chacha its about 5 inches

Guy: how was the sex we just had?

Girl: about average considering your schlaverage

schlaverage by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

holy schlit 

having an abnormally huge penis, so big that you could effectively satisfy a prostitue that has 10 years of experience

Guy1: Did you find a good hooker?

Guy2: Yep, she was terrified when she saw my holy schlit

holy schlit by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010