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(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.
"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."
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Schlurpee 

When somebody is thirsty, but ONLY for a 7-11 slurpee
Joshua was extremely SCHLURPEE so he made his way to his local 7-11 and purchased a large slurpee.
Schlurpee by Brooke Ham September 7, 2010

Schlurber 

Its a person that eat abundance of food at night
Eliza went down stairs to get a tub of ice cream and a bag of chips. She was a Schlurber>
Schlurber by Chef Lin June 30, 2023
another word for love
Ben: Schluve you brother!
Josh: Schluve you too!
schluve by Claire & Tori September 25, 2008

schlurgen 

noun: the head that comes out of your mouth when either beer bonging or chuggin beer. it's not backwash, sometimes can be confused with fomit
verb: the act of having some schlurgen
noun
person 1: "DRINK DUDE!!!"
person 2: "bro, that was tough!"
person 1: nasty bro, looks like a little bit of schlurgen on your shirt, wait that's my shirt!

verb
person 1:don't schlurgen all over my shit man...
schlurgen by s. tom s. August 10, 2006

schlurken 

lurken (also lauern) während man beim Schlurgbau zusieht (Schlurg halb Schloss halb Burg).
Wenn man den Schlurgbauprozess verfolgen will aber Dota ruft schlurken wir einfach.
schlurken by The_Monte July 12, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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