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a schlong which is curved or slightly off to one side or the other. fairly common among pornstars.

"dude, monica told me that Jerry has a schlurve. that's why she's having neck problems."

schlurve by markus smith May 8, 2008

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schlarve

(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.

"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

schlarve by mona lisa portiere April 1, 2009

Related Words

schlurve • schlarve • Schlurber • schlure • schlurgen • schlurken • Schlurpee • schluve

Schlurpee

When somebody is thirsty, but ONLY for a 7-11 slurpee

Joshua was extremely SCHLURPEE so he made his way to his local 7-11 and purchased a large slurpee.

Schlurpee by Brooke Ham September 7, 2010

Schlurber

Its a person that eat abundance of food at night

Eliza went down stairs to get a tub of ice cream and a bag of chips. She was a Schlurber>

Schlurber by Chef Lin June 30, 2023

schluve

another word for love

Ben: Schluve you brother!
Josh: Schluve you too!

schluve by Claire & Tori September 25, 2008

schlurgen

noun: the head that comes out of your mouth when either beer bonging or chuggin beer. it's not backwash, sometimes can be confused with fomit
verb: the act of having some schlurgen

noun
person 1: "DRINK DUDE!!!"
person 2: "bro, that was tough!"
person 1: nasty bro, looks like a little bit of schlurgen on your shirt, wait that's my shirt!

verb
person 1:don't schlurgen all over my shit man...

schlurgen by s. tom s. August 10, 2006

schlurken

lurken (also lauern) während man beim Schlurgbau zusieht (Schlurg halb Schloss halb Burg).

Wenn man den Schlurgbauprozess verfolgen will aber Dota ruft schlurken wir einfach.

schlurken by The_Monte July 12, 2018

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026