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schlurve

a schlong which is curved or slightly off to one side or the other. fairly common among pornstars.
"dude, monica told me that Jerry has a schlurve. that's why she's having neck problems."
by markus smith May 8, 2008
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schlarve

(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.
"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."
by mona lisa portiere April 1, 2009
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Schlurpee

When somebody is thirsty, but ONLY for a 7-11 slurpee
Joshua was extremely SCHLURPEE so he made his way to his local 7-11 and purchased a large slurpee.
by Brooke Ham September 7, 2010
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Schlurber

Its a person that eat abundance of food at night
Eliza went down stairs to get a tub of ice cream and a bag of chips. She was a Schlurber>
by Chef Lin June 30, 2023
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schluve

Ben: Schluve you brother!
Josh: Schluve you too!
by Claire & Tori September 25, 2008
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schlurgen

noun: the head that comes out of your mouth when either beer bonging or chuggin beer. it's not backwash, sometimes can be confused with fomit
verb: the act of having some schlurgen
noun
person 1: "DRINK DUDE!!!"
person 2: "bro, that was tough!"
person 1: nasty bro, looks like a little bit of schlurgen on your shirt, wait that's my shirt!

verb
person 1:don't schlurgen all over my shit man...
by s. tom s. August 10, 2006
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schlurken

lurken (also lauern) während man beim Schlurgbau zusieht (Schlurg halb Schloss halb Burg).
Wenn man den Schlurgbauprozess verfolgen will aber Dota ruft schlurken wir einfach.
by The_Monte July 12, 2018
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