schlaverage 

having an average sized penis, according to chacha its about 5 inches

Guy: how was the sex we just had?

Girl: about average considering your schlaverage

schlaverage by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

shlaverage 

A shlaverage is a penis of average/normal length, not too big not too small. The length of it can be measured between 4 and 7 inches but this can vary depending on your culture. Usually used when the correct length is not known but the word can roughly describe the length.

How big are you? I'm shlaverage.

shlaverage by ShlongingSam August 14, 2015

Schmaverage 

Not quite a schlong, but not schmall either. Not to be confused with Schmedium

Schmakin my schmaverage schmeat

Schmaverage by Making Campbells Chunky atm March 10, 2023

Scalverage 

Scalverage is a word that can describe all emotions at once.

I was talking to my friend Billy Bob at the time when i was feeling a bit scalverage while i was noticing that his beard was a tad bit longer than usual; I was feeling scalverage.

Scalverage by Captain! December 21, 2008