a tan occurring on the penis or "schlong", from which it gets it's namesake. essentially a contraction of "schlong tan".
"Hey guys, do you mind if we move up to the nude end of the beach? I'd like to work on my schlan a bit while the sun is still high in the sky."
As heard at the nude beach: "Wow man, you must've logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that."
As heard at the nude beach: "Wow man, you must've logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that."
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Get the Schlan Party mug.This word is an ancient Hebrew word used to describe a disgrace, or one who brings the embarrassment through mere association. Someone who is "a disgrace", meaning "such a shame".
Famed Jewish protester Abbie Hoffman said that Judge Julius Hoffman, also a Jew, was "a schande vor de goyim" during the trial of the Chicago Eight, which meant "a shame before the gentiles", i.e non-Jews.
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Get the Schande mug.Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.
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Get the schlack schlorts mug.1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
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