Schlangry

The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.

I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.

Schlangry by LickitySplits July 18, 2019

schlangry

Sleepy, Cold, Hungry, Lonely, Angry

Sleet coming down on me at night while I try to survive this zombie apocalypse got me straight up schlangry

schlangry by theeasiesttofind November 10, 2020

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015

Schlangnah 

Schlangnah - (modern Gaelic]

Comes from an uneducated tourists feeble, but well intentioned attempt, at raising a glass and toasting a drink with the Irish Gaelic term, ‘slàinte mhath’, meaning ‘Good health’.

First used in the Westenra Hotel in Monaghan , Monaghan Country, Ireland in 2017 by the Burnett Family, ‘Schlangnah’ has now become a socially accepted term when raising a glass with Irish mates in both Australia and New Zealand.

“Here is to good health and good friends ....Schlangnah “

Schlangnah by Preciouspeacedove May 7, 2019

Slangry 

Sleep deprived+angry
When one is so sleepdeprived and tired that they get irritated by every single thing around them.
Slangry people are experts at pointing out the negative around them.

A: Yo bro I bought ya ice cream
B: You imbecile! I am trying to eat healthy
A: Okay I'm bringing you a salad
B: You bitch, you want me to eat bland tasteless food!?

A: Ugh no you're slangry again! Sleep and please don't wake up till the end of the worlds

Slangry by KingggggV October 24, 2017

Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.

1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!

Poon-Schlang by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009

schlongnymphia 

(n.) - a compulsive obsession with large penises i.e "schlongs "

Agnus was diagnosed with schlongnymphia.

schlongnymphia by nymphatic23 December 7, 2010