schiaf 

1. schiaf (sh-key-Af)- to slap, beat up
2. to have sex, to nail, to bone

oh man i schiaffed the shit out of her last night

i need to schiaf this weekend

schiaf by petey pabs November 7, 2006

Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.

After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.

Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

schiavone 

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.

Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.

schiavone by Tnallag March 9, 2019

hunter schafer 

an ethereal angel

i love hunter schafer

hunter schafer by garden93 October 23, 2020

Schaaf 

A born leader that is one tough motherfucker who takes no shit from any cunt

Wow, that guy mopped the floor with those punks at the pub last night ' yeah that's what you call a true Schaaf

Schaaf by Pizza'man February 3, 2020

Akiva Schaffer 

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.

Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."

Akiva Schaffer by SobriquetLemonade August 31, 2009

Schiffing 

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.

Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.

Schiffing by BTCBug December 29, 2020