Schaaf

A born leader that is one tough motherfucker who takes no shit from any cunt

Wow, that guy mopped the floor with those punks at the pub last night ' yeah that's what you call a true Schaaf

by Pizza'man February 3, 2020

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When at social event; drinking to the point of vomiting and or passing out in the presence of invited guests.

Last night at the dinner john pulled a schaaf. He ended up puking all over the bathroom, then came and passed out at the dinner table. We had to excuse ourselves and leave before the meal was served.

by joe mammie April 23, 2008

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schaaf

someone who uses shit stain balls for his own butthole pleasures.

i think im starting to become a schaaf

by your mom in 1/325 July 27, 2006

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L'Schaaf

A sassy diva, prone to wearing excessive amounts of glitter.

L'Schaaf, Diva Extraordinaire

by DIVALICIOUSLSCHAAFYO December 31, 2009

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hunter schafer

an ethereal angel

i love hunter schafer

by garden93 October 23, 2020

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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

by Moduluss March 12, 2019

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A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.

Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."

by SobriquetLemonade August 31, 2009

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