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schiavone 

A stupid hoe. that only works to have sex with younger kids. she is a science teacher and doesn't do good at her job. A schiavone is english for "get the fuck out of my life"
Ewww schiavone is the worst
schiavone by livingdead91 June 2, 2017

Schiavone 

Schiavone is the surname owned by some italian mafia men. The most important among them is Francesco Schiavone, which is the most relevant boss in the Casalesi clan.
"he is Francesco Schiavone. He is a well known mafia man, which is nicknamed sandokan, because he looks like the actor kabir bedi."
Schiavone by Poldo_ March 22, 2019

Schiavone Shit 

A shit you take immediately following a bath or shower; making cleaning your butthole completely pointless.
Dude, didn't you just take a shower?
Yeah, but then I had to take another one because I had a Schiavone shit after the first one.
Schiavone Shit by n8tert8er April 16, 2023

luann schiavone 

A mentally unstable alcoholic who frequently engages in cocaine use.
Be careful in Florida there are a lot of Luann Schiavone's in that state.

Stacy Schiavone 

Stacy Schiavone is a classic mom.
Stacy Schiavone likes to be very strict.
Stacy Schiavone by Hello dude06 August 19, 2016

bum bum schiavone

A phrase that describes your ideal type and perfect person that you would want to date.
Kim Kardashian is a bum bum schiavone in Ryan's eyes.
bum bum schiavone by Ny~ September 13, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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