schafing

An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.

Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.

by shitzinhand September 3, 2013

Schaming

A town in Austria. People from this town used the sir name Schaming when they were moved to France around 1650.

My last name is Schaming and my ancestors are from the town of Schaming in Austria.

by Phil Schaming December 16, 2007

scharfing

laying stomach down on bathroom floor with feet crossed, in view of toilet, and taking a selfie of the scene.

"just laying on my bathroom floor "#scharfing"

by Victim of delight November 25, 2013

schawing

An expression of joy used when something is accomplished

I can't believe I actually drank all of that! Schawing!

by Bowchickabowwow October 24, 2006

schating

Staff who are chatting amongst themselves when they should be paying attention to their customers.

The customer was infuriated by the high level of schating in the establishment.

by GlasseFull September 21, 2017

Schofing

The act of leaving a heterosexual relationship after a substantial number of years to be in a homosexual relationship, and claiming to have been homosexual all along I.e been living a lie.

My husband left me for another man, I can’t believe it. He has been schofing all this time.

by sjg1991 February 15, 2020

schauinger

A really rude comment such as "you such a schauinger" pronounced show-ing-we this word means "sl*t

Your such a Schauinger

by Online.net March 23, 2018