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Laying doggo
Laying doggo by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016
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Laying a cable
Laying a cable by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008
laying pipe
I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.
laying pipe by William Waldrep June 9, 2005
Laying a Demo
Ex. 1
Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.
Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!
DaMarcus: What's it called?
Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.
DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.
Ex. 2
DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."
Ex. 3
BJ's stomach rumbles.
BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.
BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.
Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!
DaMarcus: What's it called?
Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.
DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.
Ex. 2
DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."
Ex. 3
BJ's stomach rumbles.
BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.
BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
Laying a Demo by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022
Laying Hate
The violence of action of emptying every magazine with every bit of ammunition you have towards the enemy or intended target.
We were locked and loaded and ready to lay some hate.
How about that firefight? We were seriously laying hate!
How about that firefight? We were seriously laying hate!
Laying Hate by Jeremy Hardcore August 19, 2016
laying cable
Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.
laying cable by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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