schating 

Staff who are chatting amongst themselves when they should be paying attention to their customers.

The customer was infuriated by the high level of schating in the establishment.

schating by GlasseFull September 21, 2017

schafing

An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.

Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.

schafing by shitzinhand September 3, 2013

schting 

A "schting" or "schtinger" is an undesirable event, or the exclaimation made upon observation of said event.

"He got kicked in the crotch, it was a real schtinger."

or...

"She lost her phone"
"Schting!"

schting by Mysterious John March 9, 2005

Schaming 

A town in Austria. People from this town used the sir name Schaming when they were moved to France around 1650.

My last name is Schaming and my ancestors are from the town of Schaming in Austria.

Schaming by Phil Schaming December 16, 2007

scrating 

Of Ilkeston origin when someone is upset or crying, usually used in a negative, offensive, uncaring way

"Stop scrating"/"Your always scrating"/

scrating by tmw January 24, 2005

scating

1. how weirdo spelling skating
2. when people do a lot of scat sex

i want to go and do some scating

scating by atomicdominator July 10, 2016

Scoating 

When someone is physically present, but unable to be found.

David is here somewhere, but he's "scoating" around.

Scoating by Mnemosyne23 August 1, 2011