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Schmoinger 

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.
Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.
Schmoinger by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

Ottis P. Schodinger 

The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.
Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?

Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!

Scabinger 

The name of someone that eats scabs off there significant other genitals.
My fiance loves to be a scabinger while we lay in bed and watch movies.
Scabinger by sleeves339 June 22, 2012

Schwinger 

1) Classy hot women who generally are not schwangers. 2) Women who induce male erections that are generally hard to get or if you get them you would want to marry. 3) Unslutty hot chicks!
Hey did you see that bloke's girlfriend, she's a real schwinger... I wish she was my girlfriend!
Schwinger by Eddie_2204 March 10, 2009

der weiner schlinger 

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.