scharfing 

laying stomach down on bathroom floor with feet crossed, in view of toilet, and taking a selfie of the scene.

"just laying on my bathroom floor "#scharfing"

scharfing by Victim of delight November 25, 2013

scaring the hoes away 

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

scaring the hoes away by japanesewombat December 28, 2020

Scharzing 

Dressing up in slutty amounts of sequins just to appear attractive to low-lifes and tramps.

1. "Eww, look at those sluts scharzing... they look awful."

2. "Mate, any more bling and you'll be scharzing tonight."

Scharzing by tagtag994 October 7, 2012

schproing 

The sound a jack-in-the-box makes when opened.
The sound that something springy and tightly bound makes when it is finally released.

His dork popped outta his buttoned fly with a mighty schproing when sexy Sadie strolled by.

schproing by Tentmakerjohn October 6, 2005

Schiffing 

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.

Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.

Schiffing by BTCBug December 29, 2020

scarfing 

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.

Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!

scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007

sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

sharfing by Spurtz November 12, 2007