Staff

A calm and relaxed person to the public, but behind closed doors a sexual pervert of the worst kind

That guy was weird, do you think he was staff?

by stusx10 April 24, 2015

Staff

When a person wears either basketball shorts or sweat pants and you can see the bulge of their junk

Dude look at Steve in those basketball shorts... he's totally got staff!

Man 1: Bro your junk is bulging out
Man 2: Aw man, you're telling me i have staff?
Man 1: Yeah... now deal with it

by Dr. Brule June 13, 2010

Staff

The 2nd highest clan rank in Halo 2 on Xbox Live. You can recruit new members and change the clan roles of the people under you.

Order:
Overlord
Staff
Member
Peon

by STK Anu August 15, 2005

Staff

When you step on a fish and it spits things

Im gonna go do a Staff

by Squeky Clean February 03, 2005

staff

A really large penis or people that work under you.

All the biatches working on my staff have been rode on my staff.

by J. Spoove October 27, 2003

Staffs

A word used when someone over exaggerates

Example:

Steve - I had sex with 50 men on the weekend

Bob - Staffs!

by Dick Cheese June 05, 2005

staff

a terrible type of infection. can lead to death if not treated immediatly. comes in two forms. lindsey and kim

Man, stay away form that fat bitch. She might give you a staff infection.

by Swedish Bob September 26, 2006