Crowning

When you feel your turd is pushing

I got to use the toilet, my turd is crowning

by styn99 March 18, 2014

crowning

- the state of being very close to having to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state of "crowning" when giving birth. To reach this state, the turtle must be poking his head out.

"Dude, I'm crowning so bad I think I just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches"

"I have to snap a duece so bad that I'm crowning...can you smell it?"

by BloodMuttsRevenge August 25, 2006

crowning

When the excrement in one's anus cannot be contained any longer and it starts pushing open the sphincter. Probably related to childbirth where the top of the baby's head (the crown) is first visable as it emerges from the vagina.

"OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I've got a turtle neck hanging from my ass..."

by Dr Bob December 17, 2003

Crowning

Having an intense need to defecate.

Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.

by The Commadore August 15, 2008

Crowning

The moment you cross your legs when you are no where near a bathroom and you clench your bung hole to stop it from coming out

I need a bathroom but i cant move because im crowning

by dick nuggets November 25, 2014

crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.

"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"

by Titan2014 May 19, 2014

crowning

synonoumous with "poking cotton" or "turtling"

I need to take a dump real bad, I'm crowning

by gdollar January 3, 2004